After discussing the topic of childhood fantasies with a couple co-workers, I immediately realized that I have a few unique ones. I have compiled a list with the best (in my opinion):
1. There were dozens of tiny little people that lived in the food on my plate. They screamed and ran in terror as I started to eat their homes.
2. I was tall. ...
3. My bed was a dirigible.
4. I was a cat. I would meow, purr, lick my own arm, and scratch people who made me angry.
5. I was a female wrestler named Cool Kitty Kristen. I always won wresting competitions with my cousin.
6. I could control weather with a stick standing on top of a certain stump. I MADE IT RAIN BITCHES!
7. Broccoli were trees and I was a T-Rex. (Yes, I understand now that the Tyrannosaurus Rex is inherently a carnivore and would thus, not be interested in broccoli.)
