They creep the shit out of me. Yes, I know I'm like a kagillion times bigger and stronger than them. Doesn't change the fact that they are creepy. I think it's the way they move that really gets to me -- and that when they do make an appearance, it always seems to be inches from my face. They're like gross little ninjas.
Thus, I have compiled a list.
8 ways to kill a spider:
1. Stomp
2. Swat
3. Crush
4. Spray
a. With spider killer
b. With household cleaners
c. With hairspray
5. Starve
6. Set on fire
a. Set on fire in conjuncture with hairspray
7. Point out to cat
8. Eat :(
